Louder than a train’s horns

louder than a baby being born

louder than an explosion of fireworks

or an annoying desk clerk

louder than a THX introduction

or a new road’s construction

louder than a jet’s roar

Louder than a squeaky door

louder than a tank in war

louder than a wild boar

as he is okay with his snore.

louder than a dogs bark

louder than an amusement park

louder than when my teacher yells at me for no punctuation mark

and

that’s how loud my father SNORES!